I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
Ask her if she’s sexually attracted to llamas, and if she says she isn’t, tell her she just hasn’t found the right llama yet. He’s out there, waiting. Then bombard her with llama photos and tell her not to be such a fucking bigot.
Put That Ring Back Where It Came From Or So Help Me: A Trilogy
Weight should be like virginity.
Once you lose it you can’t get it back.
Ohhhh. I thought you were gonna say “Weight should be like virginity: a societal ideal by which we shouldn’t measure our personal worth.”
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